24 April 2022
The Schizophrenic Nature of the Writer
10 April 2022
5 Things every Disaster Story must have!
FLU SEASON - a pandemic novel, part 2
Of course the place where the story occurs is a crucial element. It makes a difference whether it's a modern suburb, a medieval castle, or a space station. However, how the disaster happens must fit within the limits of that setting - obviously. An asteroid could take out any of those places but how it affects the people in those places would be very different. The people involved must have the knowledge typical of people in that setting or else they would not be able to handle the crisis; they wouldn't know what to do and be killed quickly, leaving us no story to follow.
In the case of FLU SEASON, my main characters leave their home in a modern city that is already suffering a breakdown of social norms - hence the reason for them to flee. We've all seen such situations play out in recent movies: traffic jams, people pushing grocery carts, people hijacking a kind driver's car, and most important of all: fuel, or the lack of it. Are gas stations empty? Are we at the stage where most drivers use electric cars? How does that play out with supply chain issues? And food? Same thing: supply chain issues, no products on shelves, looting, money apps not working due to the network being down, or - think conspiracy theory - the government restricts your banking app to your own neighborhood as a way to keep people under control. And nobody touches cash because it's covered in viruses.
2. MAIN CHARACTER(S)
As a young writer I focused on the "cool" what-if situations and little on who was involved, but in my MFA writing program I learned one thing: readers want to read about people (or dogs, robots, etc.) doing things, not so much the things themselves. So who is the story about? Who tells the story? Why that person? In other words, what does that character bring to the story that makes readers want to follow? Is it the character's expertise which is useful in the crisis? Or is it the character's innocence and lack of expertise which makes the story compelling? Will they survive? If so, how will they survive? If not, how far can they go before finally succumbing to the crisis - hopefully with some heroic self-sacrifice? How do they handle adversity?
You have a disaster, so what are you going to do - assuming you're a character in the story? Only two choices, depending on what kind of disaster it is. You can stay put, build a fortress, hoard supplies, keep locked and loaded, and wait it out, hoping the crisis will end before you do. Or you go: you flee the bad situation with the hope of finding a safe place to...hunker down and wait it out (or perhaps you would be safe enough that a new life can begin). If the disaster is a viral pandemic, as in FLU SEASON, it's everywhere so where can you go?
Already we are getting accustomed to wearing face masks and some may go full hazmat suit and air in a tube to get through a dangerous area. Where can you hide, though? What will you encounter along the way? Think of the geographic challenges: everything from a road being washed out or getting a flat tire, or coming upon vagrants looting a store and they turn on you...to bad weather, to questionable shelters, to the ever-present need for food and water. Are your characters knowledgeable about surviving without modern conveniences or are they just quick-witted ordinary people from a city where everything is available (or used to be)? In such a story, detours to get supplies or to avoid trouble are inevitable.
If your characters choose to leave wherever they are when the story begins, where do they go? Do they arrive or do they die trying to reach the place? Or, perhaps more interestingly, what do they find when they reach the place? People leave a disaster zone to seek safety, either short-term (until the problem is finished and everything goes back to normal) or long-term (it will never go back to normal). We have adopted the term 'new normal' in our real lives, and a contemporary story like FLU SEASON, uses that concept, too. The main characters (boy and his mom) constantly compare their present moment to what's been the norm prior to their escape and to what they hope they will find at their destination.
In writing FLU SEASON, being a "pantser" (i.e., writing by the seat of my pants; i.e., not outlining and planning first), I actually did not know what would happen next until I wrote it. Hence, I had no particular arc in mind at the start. However, as the characters became real to me and started to act on their own, they led me through their moral development and plot arcs. In revision I worked to highlight some moments which made their ultimate change more relevant, more plausible, and more satisfying to readers. In some ways, like real people everywhere, they change for the better but also change in some not so good ways. In the end, either the dominant traits present at that moment will lead them or else they can rationally analyze themselves and choose the righteous path, so to speak.
19 March 2022
FLU SEASON - a pandemic novel, part 1
12 February 2022
The Mother of all Valentine Rants
Chocolate, flowers, tokens of affection, greeting cards, love notes.... Most of this slush funding comes as crass commercial putsch, of course. Marketing 101. It's all just a crummy money mill. Invent a season and sell stuff for the season - or else you'll be labeled a rube, called insensitive, shown the door as the truly despicable person you are! It's foolproof inasmuch as only fools prove it. And there are so many fools among us. I see one in the mirror each day. I fall for it every year. But not this year! I've finally awakened from my stupor.So this love thing...what is it? Science tells us it's nothing more than a firing of neurons. It's a biochemical reaction to a certain stimulus. See a pretty face, feel happy. A pretty face is determined based on genetic programming and environmental quirks. We know what we like. For men, it's easy: there are ass men, boob men, and so on. For women...well, I've read they like broad shoulders and a non-physical attribute called confidence. Magazines can be wrong. Social media is more accurate these days.
Even so, it's a walking stimulus. Advertising is based on walking stimuli; Valentine advertising is based on sex-related stimuli. The problem is that today such stimuli exist year-round, so what's the big deal about one particular day of the year? Because, dear lovers of love, if you do not demonstrate said love to said lover on the day set aside for displays of love, you are a rube at best and an ex-lover in the making at worse. There is no middle ground, only a pit of ruin.
Yet never fear! We have the means to solve your problem. Commercials on radio and television and with increasing annoyance the Internet (every !@#$%^&* web page!) foist messages stating that you (me? yes, you!) have a problem. You did not know you had it but you do. And it will zap everything that makes you you from you! You do not want that problem, do you? Obviously not. So for a certain amount of money we can give you something which will solve that problem. Drug companies do this, too, and clearly have mastered the art.You go along on your simple, unadorned life, thinking it's just a matter of getting older, not having quality sleep, suffering from a poor diet, or not having enough friends, or not enough cool, hip, advertising-worthy friends (but who can ever have enough of those?) and then...BAM!!! No, it's not your fault, so don't worry. Besides, we have a solution.
Buy this! Plenty to choose from. Eat this! Drink that! Take this! Wear this! Drive that! Look this way! Pay me! Pay us! Pay all of us! Or else you are not the person you want to be. Or else you can never be the kind of person you think you are! Give us money and we will solve your problems. We will roll back time, give you a make-over, prep you for your big debut, help you sweep the lover of your dreams off his/her feet! We will make you a god/goddess!
Give us your money and all will be resolved. It's that easy.
Oh, for shame. Got no money? Well, then you don't count. Never counted, in fact. And who would want you anyway? That is, without the money to buy all the solutions you obviously need to fix all the problems you obviously have in order to fit into this perfect, virtual society we have constructed and dutifully maintain for the glory of all who worship the almighty Valentine and the many minions of Münchausen mania! Only then will you be worthy of membership!
Just click off and log off the obstinate media and social media and return to your quiet humble existence. Perhaps cuddle up with a wonderfully understanding book boyfriend/girlfriend. Many do. It's not that weird. (I have 14 books I can recommend; see the top right corner of this page.) Three-hundred pages or so will definitely last longer than an awkward round of that sexercise thing you used to do - well, that was before the Valentine thorn in your side started to hurt, before the roses wilted.
Yes, I know I like to rant. Sometimes it helps. Sorry. Probably there's a pill for that. And I have some money squirreled away for just such a solution to such a problem - a problem I never knew I had, couched in a Valentine I never requested or expected, from a person I have yet to meet, smeared with chocolate melted in a hot car then re-solidified later. At least, I think it's chocolate. It counts.
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| (There do not seem to be any memes for "book girlfriend" FYI.) |
29 January 2022
Year of the Tiger (2022)
19 December 2021
On the Compression of Time
16 November 2021
On keeping up with the Future
Then
I got the reality check for real: the mirror.
Remember
the mirror, Stefan? We used to stand naked in front of that wide mirror in my
bathroom, side by side, staring at ourselves. One woman, one man. You were
slender, a geek. Me with no boobs. We were a couple. Those were good days. But
you know mirrors can lie. You told me that more than a few times. Especially
when you started poking at those dry patches on your face. You cursed the
mirror. Then you turned them down or covered them, you said. You refused to
look at yourself. But I saw you. I looked at you, Stefan. I was your mirror,
and I saw you falling apart. Every single day. I still went ahead and put my
eyes on you, no matter how bad you looked.
March
15, 2020. The next worst day of my life. I stared at myself in the mirror. I
saw the patch on my cheek. Brown. Scaly. Itchy. Mottled edges, sort of
diamond-shaped. If I had never met you I wouldn’t have a clue what it was or
how I might have gotten it. I would try what you did, what I first suggested: apply
some lotion. Dry skin needs lotion. And hydration. I can’t laugh anymore at how
many times I told you to hydrate. Your skin was too dry, so hydrate. Remember?
You
know me: I hydrate like a fish. So that was not my problem. I tried lotions,
which softened the patch—patches, eventually, on my face, shoulders, back, also
my chest. There didn’t seem enough lotion in all the stores of the mall to cover
my needs.
But
I did know you, so I had a clue. A creeping feeling started to run up my spine.
I
know what you’re thinking: Why does she have this problem? She is not
Hungarian. She doesn’t have those genes. And she eats a ton of garlic in that
Korean food. I wondered that, too. It made no sense. But there I was, naked in
front of the mirror in the bathroom, examining myself, staring at my
brown-patchy skin, wondering what to do.
And
my mother walked in!
“What
are you doing?” she asked, half in shock to see me naked.
“I
was about to take a shower,” I told her. “I was checking these . . . a few
spots of bad skin.”
She
stepped closer and took a look at them. She doesn’t have any medical training,
but she is a mother. That must count for something, right? But she had no idea.
Then it was déjà -vu all over again: “You better see dermatologist.”
28 October 2021
On the Overwriting of Sex Scenes
“Shhhh,” Eléna whispered. She pulled him back onto the bed. “Let me enjoy you.”
He thought then that he was about to go sailing on a wild, stormy ocean. No telling what would happen! He expelled a big breath, freeing his anxiety, and the woman knew it was time to raise the anchor.
He continued collecting souvenirs
as she directed him southward, showing him a lush garden of delicious, juicy
fruit to sample, even daring him to taste the puckered kumquat. The festive banquet
of Eden spread before him! She sighed in pleasure, like the wind in the sails,
and encouraged him to gather all the treasures that he could. He responded by
lapping furiously at the fountain of youth, growing not younger but older,
gaining maturity. And when he feared he might finally be satiated, she called
for him to return to port, to push hard into the harbor until his vessel was
fully docked and his wares completely unloaded.
In the end, she was satisfied far more than she had expected to be, and much more than she had been for many years of married life. He listened to her confession as though it were a siren’s song. She had nearly forgotten how wonderful such a vacation trip could possibly be. She lovingly kissed her captain for what seemed endless days and weeks, and thanked him sincerely for the voyage. And he, spiritually exhausted and morally bankrupt beyond reason, reluctantly surrendered into her gentle hands his last ounce of gold.
However, the scene has always bothered me. Most likely, I worried what my mother might say about it. Scandalous, indeed. She was so proud, however, that she told all her church friends to read it. That would make it a bestseller for certain! Anyway, no complaints, no rough feedback. I imagined well-read folks would take exception with the lavish description, calling it pretentious, overwrought, or silly - it is silly, I'll admit, but for a purpose.



























